Ron put up this poster frame with the wonderful stock photo of a dark-haired woman serving a plate of bacon and eggs. It makes him happy. And that makes all of us happy.
Ron Swanson: “I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. But this stock photo I bought at a framing store isn’t real. Today I got the real thing. A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning. I should have taken a picture of it.”
We could not find this exact stock photo available, but the replacement, “Swansons Breakfast Poster of Champions” was widely sold, along with similar bacon and eggs posters. They look delicious!