One of Ron’s most iconic desk ornaments is the reproduction Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine, which exemplifies his attitude towards the government and public in general.
Can I Get One?
Know Your Enemy. For Ron, it’s the government. And any person to walk into his office.
Is this America? Of course you can! Right here on Amazon they sell the U.S. M18A1 Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine Display RESIN Reproduction. This is *not* an actual weapon and cannot be used to blow things or people up. And that’s just fine. It’s a symbol, okay?
In Season 3, Ron finds an old typewriter that fills him with joy. It’s antique, classic, loud, and old-fashioned in a useless way when compared to his computer. That is to say, it’s perfect.
Ron experiences the thrill of using an old typewriter
Do I Need an Old-Fashioned Typewriter?
Does it matter?
Okay where do I get one?
Who knows. Such things are probably best borrowed and then returned…
Ron’s Desk is a manly inspiration for him when he’s avoiding work. One of his favorite items is his vintage leather football. Unfortunately, we can’t find exactly which football he has, so let us know if you have the inside scoop!
Can I Get It?
We found several contenders, including the Dark Antique Watermelon Leather Football from Past Time Sports on Amazon and the Leather Heads football. Both look great, but not identical to Ron’s.
Antique Watermelon Football from Past Time Sports
On Ron’s desk holding his books, he has an interesting hand-carved grizzly statue, possibly made by himself. It looks rugged, unique, and timeless.
Do I Want One?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Okay Can I Get One?
Amazon.com has a very similar-looking bear, but this sculpture is made of metal
Unfortunately you might have to shop at the Offerman Wood Shop to get yourself a personalized one. However, we did find a couple similar items online. If you find that exact bear anywhere online, please drop us a hint!
This wood bear is sold by “Wildlife Wonders” and looks great